I've just quit my job

[MattTheTaff]

Anyway... I just threw the towel in.... Office Space style.....

 

Any suggestions on my next move as I have nothing lined up.

 

I'm thinking sound man in porn industry (what I would give to grasp that massive boom in my hands)

 

Or maybe creepy janitor in all girls Catholic school

 

The world is my lobster

[Daddy_Danglez]

Haha! Fight the machine buddy,


I love my Job, which is going down to the rec center and watchin folks swim. They're actually talking of promoting me to guy that stands in the women's undegarments section of Walmart like Michael Myers.

I've come a long way from when I used to sneak into my neighbors garden, lay in the dirt and pretend I was a carrot.

[MattTheTaff]

[quote name='Daddy_Danglez' timestamp='1420570466' post='10695883']
Haha! Fight the machine buddy,


I love my Job, which is going down to the rec center and watchin folks swim. They're actually talking of promoting me to guy that stands in the women's undegarments section of Walmart like Michael Myers.

I've come a long way from when I used to sneak into my neighbors garden, lay in the dirt and pretend I was a carrot.
[/quote]

As the soon to be late, great Doug Stanhope once said:

"Don't work hard, you die at the end of it.... Didn't anyone tell you?"

[Denny71]

I wish i could throw in the towel . If I was married with a family , I would quit and take my chances in Mexico . I would cash in my stocks/401 k's/ and pension to do this . Should have enough to retire and never work again there .

Sound stupid ?

[golferdrmjr]

How about feather attendant at the Vomitorium? Just don't volunteer for the Hunger Games. The early perks are great, but then it gets a little sketchy later on. :-)

[MtlJeff]

Next move? 2 chicks at the same time, man

[somaplr]

[quote name='MtlJeff' timestamp='1420572269' post='10696097']
Next move? 2 chicks at the same time, man
[/quote]

"Hell man, you don't have to be rich to do nothing. My cousin, man, he's broke and he don't do !@#$"

[MattTheTaff]

[quote name='MtlJeff' timestamp='1420572269' post='10696097']
Next move? 2 chicks at the same time, man
[/quote]

Naw, I want my first threesome to be with an annoying, screaming Japanese woman and a strong powerful black man who likes cuddles and post coital spooning.

[Wriggles]

Sometimes, quitting a job is the best thing a guy or gal can do, even if no prospects are on the horizon. You gotta do what you gotta do.

[highdraw69]

[quote name='MattTheTaff' timestamp='1420572527' post='10696123']
[quote name='MtlJeff' timestamp='1420572269' post='10696097']
Next move? 2 chicks at the same time, man
[/quote]

Naw, I want my first threesome to be with an annoying, screaming Japanese woman and a strong powerful black man who likes cuddles and post coital spooning.
[/quote]

oh man, your posts should come with a "do not read while eating" warning to protect the screen

[MattTheTaff]

[quote name='Wriggles' timestamp='1420572606' post='10696129']
Sometimes, quitting a job is the best thing a guy or gal can do, even if no prospects are on the horizon. You gotta do what you gotta do.
[/quote]

Darn tooting

I've been very unhappy in my job for quite a while now and I've been bringing my problems home with me.

Life is too short for it to ruined by some frigging job that's making me miserable.... And I don't think it's healthy for me to be wondering if I should Jack off over my boss before or after I dismember his body.

[Qqq123xx]

Professional Port-A-Let vacuuming. Start from the bottom and work your way up.

Professional Cat Litter removal. Same general idea.

Professional Dishwasher. It got me absolutely nowhere, but I like to think it did.

[somaplr]

[quote name='MattTheTaff' timestamp='1420569927' post='10695823']Anyway... I just threw the towel in.... Office Space style.....

Any suggestions on my next move as I have nothing lined up.

I'm thinking sound man in porn industry (what I would give to grasp that massive boom in my hands)

Or maybe creepy janitor in all girls Catholic school

The world is my lobster[/quote]

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[rockford35]

[quote name='MattTheTaff' timestamp='1420573185' post='10696213']
[quote name='Wriggles' timestamp='1420572606' post='10696129']
Sometimes, quitting a job is the best thing a guy or gal can do, even if no prospects are on the horizon. You gotta do what you gotta do.
[/quote]

Darn tooting

I've been very unhappy in my job for quite a while now and I've been bringing my problems home with me.

Life is too short for it to ruined by some frigging job that's making me miserable.... And I don't think it's healthy for me to be wondering if I should Jack off over my boss before or after I dismember his body.
[/quote]

Obviously before. It's more classy that way. And personal.

R35

[flybub]

[quote name='highdraw69' timestamp='1420573054' post='10696191']
[quote name='MattTheTaff' timestamp='1420572527' post='10696123']
[quote name='MtlJeff' timestamp='1420572269' post='10696097']
Next move? 2 chicks at the same time, man
[/quote]

Naw, I want my first threesome to be with an annoying, screaming Japanese woman and a strong powerful black man who likes cuddles and post coital spooning.
[/quote]

oh man, your posts should come with a "do not read while eating" warning to protect the screen
[/quote]

Amen to that, I've burst out loud a couple times.

I've been ready to quit my job but my wife, 3 kids, dog, and mortgage won't let me

[The7thLetter]

[quote name='MattTheTaff' timestamp='1420573185' post='10696213']
[quote name='Wriggles' timestamp='1420572606' post='10696129']
Sometimes, quitting a job is the best thing a guy or gal can do, even if no prospects are on the horizon. You gotta do what you gotta do.
[/quote]

Darn tooting

I've been very unhappy in my job for quite a while now and I've been bringing my problems home with me.

Life is too short for it to ruined by some frigging job that's making me miserable.... And I don't think it's healthy for me to be wondering if I should Jack off over my boss before or after I dismember his body.
[/quote]

Good for you...stickin' it to the man.

Oh, and by the way....always after.

[RJRJRJ]

[quote name='The7thLetter' timestamp='1420582881' post='10697237']
[quote name='MattTheTaff' timestamp='1420573185' post='10696213']
[quote name='Wriggles' timestamp='1420572606' post='10696129']
Sometimes, quitting a job is the best thing a guy or gal can do, even if no prospects are on the horizon. You gotta do what you gotta do.
[/quote]

Darn tooting

I've been very unhappy in my job for quite a while now and I've been bringing my problems home with me.

Life is too short for it to ruined by some frigging job that's making me miserable.... And I don't think it's healthy for me to be wondering if I should Jack off over my boss before or after I dismember his body.
[/quote]

Good for you...stickin' it to the man.

Oh, and by the way....always after.
[/quote]

+1. After

It gives you a moment to admire your work.

[hogans71]

I approve all of these posts...

[esketores]

My dad pissed on what was his bosses desk. All the while telling the boss if he was on fire he'd not pee on him to put the fire out.
This was 50 years ago.
He went and started his own business. Then he had no one to piss off but himself.

[hogans71]

Whatever you do, best of luck Matt. Life is indeed to short to do what makes you unhappy...

If you find yourself in Chicago, give me a shout, I'll be happy to tip a few back with you...

See if we can turn that into a job...

[Thrillhouse]

Good on ya buddy, life's too short to spend it doing something that's making you miserable!

[gambit]

[quote name='RJRJRJ' timestamp='1420587720' post='10697685']
[quote name='The7thLetter' timestamp='1420582881' post='10697237']
[quote name='MattTheTaff' timestamp='1420573185' post='10696213']
[quote name='Wriggles' timestamp='1420572606' post='10696129']
Sometimes, quitting a job is the best thing a guy or gal can do, even if no prospects are on the horizon. You gotta do what you gotta do.
[/quote]

Darn tooting

I've been very unhappy in my job for quite a while now and I've been bringing my problems home with me.

Life is too short for it to ruined by some frigging job that's making me miserable.... And I don't think it's healthy for me to be wondering if I should Jack off over my boss before or after I dismember his body.
[/quote]

Good for you...stickin' it to the man.

Oh, and by the way....always after.
[/quote]

+1. After

It gives you a moment to admire your work.
[/quote]

This is very Dahmer-esque...but since it's the Taff it's OK.

Potential jobs I think would be perfect for the Taff:
Sterilizer of straps used in attacks
Freshness smeller
Start a website rating labias (actually not a bad idea when I think about it...partners?)
Stand on random corners charging people to pull your Taff
Anything at kink.com

[rockford35]

[quote name='gambit' timestamp='1420594433' post='10698245']
Freshness smeller
Start a website rating labias (actually not a bad idea when I think about it...partners?)

[/quote]

These could be combined into one job. Look at me, super efficiency expert!

(I apologize if you were really into the partnership idea there. My bad.)

R35

[MtlJeff]

Can you get a job as a royal photographer? Then when you get close to Kate, grab her hand and put it on your crotchal region, then sue for sexual harrassment.

[rockford35]

Can you still sue if you're into it?

R35

[southpaw72]

Are you going to email a d pic to the whole office now?

[JimNewton]

[size=4]Good on you sir. [/size]

I'm in the same boat but too chicken to quit even though I need a big change. I am simply not cut out for a 40 hour work week. I can do 25.... lol

[ZAP]

Try substitute teaching. Everything else is gravy after that.

[Kingcat990]

Come work offshore. Food is great and the pay is great. All you have to do is stand living with the same 25 dudes for a few weeks at a time. Like getting paid to go to summer/internment camp.

[golfcarte]

[quote name='MattTheTaff' timestamp='1420569927' post='10695823']
Anyway... I just threw the towel in.... Office Space style.....

Any suggestions on my next move as I have nothing lined up.

I'm thinking sound man in porn industry (what I would give to grasp that massive boom in my hands)

Or maybe creepy janitor in all girls Catholic school

The world is my lobster
[/quote]

you could be a blogger...there's not enough of those out there.

or start dabbling in real estate, then you could become the next joel osteen.