Humpty Dumpty AKA Tiger Woods

[golferdrmjr]

[quote name='Arafel' timestamp='1437100786' post='11964000']
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!
[/quote]I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

[BCULAW]

[quote name='golferdrmjr' timestamp='1437107410' post='11964436']
[quote name='Arafel' timestamp='1437100786' post='11964000']
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!
[/quote]I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
[/quote]

Dammit we are old! Ha Ha! Brought back college memories with those lyrics! The Humpty dance is yo chance to do the hump!

[bwrichmond]

[sarcasm] Guys, can we keep this thread on topic, please? I'd like to discuss the merits of one Tiger Woods broken golf game and whether the kings horses and men can put it back together. [/sarcasm]

[jplroper]

"All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny - but yo I'm making money"


There's several lines that fit the crime

[rockford35]

I bet a 69 would tickle Tiger's rear right about now.

R35

[ChristopherMcDonald]

these old hip hop references are making my morning.

[carrier street]

This thread should now only be about Digital Underground.

[MtlJeff]

Here I go, deep type flow, Jacques Cousteau could never get this lowwwwwww

[rockford35]

I can't do nothin' for you, man. You got a rip in your couch. And your mother? Well, we all know about her.

R35

[Dan Drake]

[quote name='BCULAW' timestamp='1437134673' post='11965226']
[quote name='golferdrmjr' timestamp='1437107410' post='11964436']
[quote name='Arafel' timestamp='1437100786' post='11964000']
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!
[/quote]I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
[/quote]

Dammit we are old! Ha Ha! Brought back college memories with those lyrics! The Humpty dance is yo chance to do the hump!
[/quote]

Ugh, high school memories here.........

[ChristopherMcDonald]

[quote name='Dan Drake' timestamp='1437154023' post='11967242']
Ugh, high school memories here.........
[/quote]

pre-school here. Haha sorry guys, I was turned onto this music in high school but born in 89

[rockford35]

[quote name='ChristopherMcDonald' timestamp='1437154144' post='11967258']

pre-school here. Haha sorry guys, I was turned onto this music in high school but born in 89
[/quote]

It's '89 y'all, not Beethoven's 5th or 6th...it's a throw down, and I'm conductin' it.



I am relying on MTLJeff to get this one...

[ChristopherMcDonald]

[quote name='rockford35' timestamp='1437154352' post='11967284']
[quote name='ChristopherMcDonald' timestamp='1437154144' post='11967258']
pre-school here. Haha sorry guys, I was turned onto this music in high school but born in 89
[/quote]

It's '89 y'all, not Beethoven's 5th or 6th...it's a throw down, and I'm conductin' it.



I am relying on MTLJeff to get this one...
[/quote]

Twas once thoughts, pen and paper. Now it's a tower, a soul, a skyscraper. It's getting out of hand after I've created a monster. My musical monologue makes you wanna move with the maestro

[rockford35]

[quote name='ChristopherMcDonald' timestamp='1437154558' post='11967304']
[quote name='rockford35' timestamp='1437154352' post='11967284']
[quote name='ChristopherMcDonald' timestamp='1437154144' post='11967258']
pre-school here. Haha sorry guys, I was turned onto this music in high school but born in 89
[/quote]

It's '89 y'all, not Beethoven's 5th or 6th...it's a throw down, and I'm conductin' it.



I am relying on MTLJeff to get this one...
[/quote]

Twas once thoughts, pen and paper. Now it's a tower, a soul, a skyscraper. It's getting out of hand after I've created a monster. My musical monologue makes you wanna move with the maestro
[/quote]

Your symphony is in full effect. Well done.

[ChristopherMcDonald]

[quote name='rockford35' timestamp='1437154633' post='11967308']
[quote name='ChristopherMcDonald' timestamp='1437154558' post='11967304']
[quote name='rockford35' timestamp='1437154352' post='11967284']
[quote name='ChristopherMcDonald' timestamp='1437154144' post='11967258']
pre-school here. Haha sorry guys, I was turned onto this music in high school but born in 89
[/quote]

It's '89 y'all, not Beethoven's 5th or 6th...it's a throw down, and I'm conductin' it.



I am relying on MTLJeff to get this one...
[/quote]

Twas once thoughts, pen and paper. Now it's a tower, a soul, a skyscraper. It's getting out of hand after I've created a monster. My musical monologue makes you wanna move with the maestro
[/quote]

Your symphony is in full effect. Well done.
[/quote]

I like old hip hop what can i say haha.

[Axman55]

Not a huge tiger fan but I'm sad to see his rapid and sad demise. It just makes me feel old... Well that and the fact I had that digital underground album on tape ( a plastic cassette with 2 small reels inside it that had music imprinted on it and could be played in a "tape player") my junior year of high school

[nbg352]

[quote name='Axman55' timestamp='1437155761' post='11967440']
Not a huge tiger fan but I'm sad to see his rapid and sad demise. It just makes me feel old... Well that and the fact I had that digital underground album on tape ( a plastic cassette with 2 small reels inside it that had music imprinted on it and could be played in a "tape player") my junior year of high school
[/quote]
Well, it wasn't on an eight track, at least.....

[ChristopherMcDonald]

[quote name='nbg352' timestamp='1437155854' post='11967448']
[quote name='Axman55' timestamp='1437155761' post='11967440']
Not a huge tiger fan but I'm sad to see his rapid and sad demise. It just makes me feel old... Well that and the fact I had that digital underground album on tape ( a plastic cassette with 2 small reels inside it that had music imprinted on it and could be played in a "tape player") my junior year of high school
[/quote]
Well, it wasn't on an eight track, at least.....
[/quote]

I missed eight tracks but i didn't miss:

Tape players (original walk-man kind of s***)
VCRs
Atari

[nbg352]

[quote name='ChristopherMcDonald' timestamp='1437155956' post='11967460']
[quote name='nbg352' timestamp='1437155854' post='11967448']
[quote name='Axman55' timestamp='1437155761' post='11967440']
Not a huge tiger fan but I'm sad to see his rapid and sad demise. It just makes me feel old... Well that and the fact I had that digital underground album on tape ( a plastic cassette with 2 small reels inside it that had music imprinted on it and could be played in a "tape player") my junior year of high school
[/quote]
Well, it wasn't on an eight track, at least.....
[/quote]

I missed eight tracks but i didn't miss:

Tape players (original walk-man kind of s***)
VCRs
Atari
[/quote]
My first computer was an Atari 400 with cassette tape drive.

[ChristopherMcDonald]

[quote name='nbg352' timestamp='1437156052' post='11967468']
[quote name='ChristopherMcDonald' timestamp='1437155956' post='11967460']
[quote name='nbg352' timestamp='1437155854' post='11967448']
[quote name='Axman55' timestamp='1437155761' post='11967440']
Not a huge tiger fan but I'm sad to see his rapid and sad demise. It just makes me feel old... Well that and the fact I had that digital underground album on tape ( a plastic cassette with 2 small reels inside it that had music imprinted on it and could be played in a "tape player") my junior year of high school
[/quote]
Well, it wasn't on an eight track, at least.....
[/quote]

I missed eight tracks but i didn't miss:

Tape players (original walk-man kind of s***)
VCRs
Atari
[/quote]
My first computer was an Atari 400 with cassette tape drive.
[/quote]

I grew up running DOS programs, so think you beat me a bit there. For my age though (26) a lot of people don't even know what DOS is haha. Just so happens my job runs their program through a DOS clone, so I was able to figure it out FAST haha

[Axman55]

[quote name='nbg352' timestamp='1437155854' post='11967448'][quote name='Axman55' timestamp='1437155761' post='11967440']
Not a huge tiger fan but I'm sad to see his rapid and sad demise. It just makes me feel old... Well that and the fact I had that digital underground album on tape ( a plastic cassette with 2 small reels inside it that had music imprinted on it and could be played in a "tape player") my junior year of high school
[/quote]
Well, it wasn't on an eight track, at least.....[/quote]

8 tracks were dead by hip hop but they were just coming out with a new thing called "Compact Disks", but I wasn't gonna replace all my "tapes" to switch over to that. Inferior technology, if you hit a bump in your car they skipped. Plus you couldn't make "mix tapes" with those.

[Arafel]

Remember when Tupac was in Digital Underground? That's kind of funny.

[blink3665]

[quote name='Axman55' timestamp='1437156340' post='11967498']
[quote name='nbg352' timestamp='1437155854' post='11967448'][quote name='Axman55' timestamp='1437155761' post='11967440']
Not a huge tiger fan but I'm sad to see his rapid and sad demise. It just makes me feel old... Well that and the fact I had that digital underground album on tape ( a plastic cassette with 2 small reels inside it that had music imprinted on it and could be played in a "tape player") my junior year of high school
[/quote]
Well, it wasn't on an eight track, at least.....[/quote]

8 tracks were dead by hip hop but they were just coming out with a new thing called "Compact Disks", but I wasn't gonna replace all my "tapes" to switch over to that. Inferior technology, if you hit a bump in your car they skipped. Plus you couldn't make "mix tapes" with those.
[/quote]

They also had the potential to get scratched! Totally inferior.

[nbg352]

[quote name='blink3665' timestamp='1437164198' post='11968320']
[quote name='Axman55' timestamp='1437156340' post='11967498']
[quote name='nbg352' timestamp='1437155854' post='11967448'][quote name='Axman55' timestamp='1437155761' post='11967440']
Not a huge tiger fan but I'm sad to see his rapid and sad demise. It just makes me feel old... Well that and the fact I had that digital underground album on tape ( a plastic cassette with 2 small reels inside it that had music imprinted on it and could be played in a "tape player") my junior year of high school
[/quote]
Well, it wasn't on an eight track, at least.....[/quote]

8 tracks were dead by hip hop but they were just coming out with a new thing called "Compact Disks", but I wasn't gonna replace all my "tapes" to switch over to that. Inferior technology, if you hit a bump in your car they skipped. Plus you couldn't make "mix tapes" with those.
[/quote]

They also had the potential to get scratched! Totally inferior.
[/quote]
But I've never seen a CD get eaten by the player. Can't say that about tapes.......

[BigSwooshDuffer]

All you young wet behind the ears lads

[notsohard]

[quote name='nbg352' timestamp='1437086533' post='11962746']
Something I said in another thread, several moons ago:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Watched as the great one took a long fall
He cried out to the horsemen and all the kings men,
Come help this man,
Put him together again.
They tried and they tried
But alas, it was moot
For the great one would never again
Fire his glutes.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
[/quote]


Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horsemen and all the kings men
Had omelette.

[MMB1500]

Just waiting for someone to Photoshop Woods' face onto an image of Humpty Dumpty. If someone with some competence in this area could oblige, that would be great.

[blink3665]

[quote name='WolfWRX' timestamp='1437167942' post='11968570']
Just waiting for someone to Photoshop Woods' face onto an image of Humpty Dumpty. If someone with some competence in this area could oblige, that would be great.
[/quote]

Or at this point in the thread. Maybe TW's head on Shock G's body?

[carrier street]

[quote name='Arafel' timestamp='1437157187' post='11967590']
Remember when Tupac was in Digital Underground? That's kind of funny.
[/quote]

He got his big break as one of their back up dancers!

I made a request, and you guys did not disappoint.

[golferdrmjr]

[quote name='carrier street' timestamp='1437173724' post='11969060']
[quote name='Arafel' timestamp='1437157187' post='11967590']
Remember when Tupac was in Digital Underground? That's kind of funny.
[/quote]

He got his big break as one of their back up dancers!

I made a request, and you guys did not disappoint.
[/quote]I [u]do[/u] remember that Tupac was in Digital Underground. I have the Humpty Dance on CD. I always liked the video for "California Love" with Tupac and Dr. Dre. After that watch the long version of "Hyponotize" with Biggie Smalls and Puff Daddy. Those were the days! It's too bad they couldn't still be with us. :-(