Cleaned my car trunk today and......

[unskinnybop99]

Did my annual clean the car trunk day. Here is what I found:

 

176 balls

34 tees

33 old scorecards

9 used gloves

6 pairs of shoes (1 new, 5 used)

4 training aids

3 towels

3 wedges

2 brand new gloves

2 putters

1 umbrella

1 old rangefinder 😃

Edited December 25, 2023 by unskinnybop99

[st1800e]

Unexpected Christmas presents? 

[Springsteennut]

You have less shoes in the back of your car than my wife does in hers.

[caniac6]

Should help your gas mileage.

[SBH9458]

Might even give you a fresh set of treads for the feet!

[Vintage1976]

176 balls

34 tees

33 old scorecards

9 used gloves

6 pairs of shoes (1 new, 5 used)

4 training aids

3 towels

3 wedges

2 brand new gloves

2 putters

1 umbrella

1 old rangefinder 😃

 

...and a partridge in a pear tree 😉

[GolfGuitarsCars]

I hate to think what your garage must look like.

[bcjim]

6 hours ago, unskinnybop99 said:

Did my annual clean the car trunk day. Here is what I found:

 

176 balls

34 tees

33 old scorecards

9 used gloves

6 pairs of shoes (1 new, 5 used)

4 training aids

3 towels

3 wedges

2 brand new gloves

2 putters

1 umbrella

1 old rangefinder 😃

I did that too since it was super nice out and the course wasn't open...

 

Had tees everywhere and a lot of balls though not nearly as many as you.   My oddities were cans of mosquito repellent and sunscreen (about 6 of each).

[Murphy76]

 

I did the same-

 

Found my Ex-Wife....

[bazzle18]

My favorite thing to find are all the tear away self scorecards and try to remember which rounds they are all from. 

[optimator]

3 hours ago, Murphy76 said:

 

I did the same-

 

Found my Ex-Wife....

Your avatar is appropriate 

[mizuno player]

Oooo. Ooooo that smell..... 

[Orchardist]

Don't forget Jimmy Hoffa, wasn't he also buried in there?

[leezer99]

My son pulled a salami sandwich out of his golf bag the other day... I haven't bought salami in months. 

[GHIN n Juice]

Wtf do u drive? lol… I can hear 1 ball rolling around in the back of my car.  Can’t imagine listening to 176 plus a wedge set and a few putters.

[Roejye]

I need to clean mine out, not too many golf things, but a whole lot of stuff from "I don't have time to deal with this, to the trunk it goes."

[Ferguson]

Almost 15 dozen balls.  

 

 

 

[islesmb]

On 12/25/2023 at 4:13 PM, unskinnybop99 said:

Did my annual clean the car trunk day. Here is what I found:

 

176 balls

34 tees

33 old scorecards

9 used gloves

6 pairs of shoes (1 new, 5 used)

4 training aids

3 towels

3 wedges

2 brand new gloves

2 putters

1 umbrella

1 old rangefinder 😃

Reading this is really driving my OCD crazy. 😋 I can never leave anything in my vehicle for longer than is needed.

[Socrates]

This like the Youtube videos of guys buying storage lockers and finding safes full of gold and cash.   176 Balls? 6 pr of shoes? 

[Gsea]

ill call bs on this

[bcjim]

22 hours ago, Ferguson said:

Almost 15 dozen balls.  

 

 

 

I would too except for I saw a guy with that many,  or more, parked near me a month or two ago. 

[Ferguson]

51 minutes ago, bcjim said:

I would too except for I saw a guy with that many,  or more, parked near me a month or two ago. 

 

Can only imagine what his house looks like. 

 

 

[unskinnybop99]

I should've took a picture of the trunk before cleaning....oh well

 

My course cleaned out the ponds/canals and left some of the balls along the edge of the water. I collected roughly 100 pro v's, 20 tpx5's and other garbage balls....hence the huge ball collection in my trunk.  

 

Moe Norman was a huge trunk ball collector too:

 

"On the morning that Canadian golf legend Moe Norman died last weekend, Gus Maue was asked to go through his good friend's belongings.

In the pants pockets of the 75-year-old Norman, Maue found a couple of Titleist golf balls, three or four tees and a watch. In the trunk of his car, he discovered more than 1,000 golf balls, most of them Titleist Pro V1s, rolling around loosely, 10 pairs of golf shoes, two to three sets of irons and $20,000 in cash hidden throughout the Cadillac."

 

 https://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/norman-died-with-20000-in-cadillac/article1003857/

 

 

[Socrates]

8 hours ago, unskinnybop99 said:

I should've took a picture of the trunk before cleaning....oh well

 

My course cleaned out the ponds/canals and left some of the balls along the edge of the water. I collected roughly 100 pro v's, 20 tpx5's and other garbage balls....hence the huge ball collection in my trunk.  

 

Moe Norman was a huge trunk ball collector too:

 

"On the morning that Canadian golf legend Moe Norman died last weekend, Gus Maue was asked to go through his good friend's belongings.

In the pants pockets of the 75-year-old Norman, Maue found a couple of Titleist golf balls, three or four tees and a watch. In the trunk of his car, he discovered more than 1,000 golf balls, most of them Titleist Pro V1s, rolling around loosely, 10 pairs of golf shoes, two to three sets of irons and $20,000 in cash hidden throughout the Cadillac."

 

 https://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/norman-died-with-20000-in-cadillac/article1003857/

 

 

So, a little click-bait on the golf balls. 🙂   

Moe didn't throw anything out except trophies.  I'd bet all the balls were still in their dozen boxes. 

[ANimz]

Start saving all those balls for resale in a few years!  Or....zip the ball pouch up after your rounds.  😂 I can't imagine the smell with all the shoes and used gloves.  

[nsxguy]

On 12/25/2023 at 4:13 PM, unskinnybop99 said:

Did my annual clean the car trunk day. Here is what I found:

 

176 balls

34 tees

33 old scorecards

9 used gloves

6 pairs of shoes (1 new, 5 used)

4 training aids

3 towels

3 wedges

2 brand new gloves

2 putters

1 umbrella

1 old rangefinder 😃

 

You have no idea how good this makes me feel.

[Hawkeye77]

What is a trunk?

[st1800e]

3 hours ago, Hawkeye77 said:

What is a trunk?

Have fun. 
https://www.englishclub.com/vocabulary/british-american.php

[Ferguson]

23 hours ago, Hawkeye77 said:

What is a trunk?

 

English writer, DJ, director and broadcaster.  

 

 

[Hawkeye77]

19 hours ago, st1800e said:

Have fun. 
https://www.englishclub.com/vocabulary/british-american.php

 

Not sure what I'm supposed to get from that other than Canadians just can't quite shake off the Crown. 😀

 

I haven't had a vehicle with a trunk for 31 years - it's "cargo area" or in the Hawkeye77/Dog-Dog/Hawkeye77 dictionary, "kennel", haha.