Tiger cannot hit driver!

[Marrrk]

...there just isn't enough room:

 

 

 

 

[Pepperturbo]

I do not believe hitting driver or 3wd was ever his intention.

[Marrrk]

[quote name='Pepperturbo' timestamp='1298058225' post='2990300']
I do not believe hitting driver or 3wd was ever his intention.
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buzzkill.

[sefus12]

What are you guys talking about? Nike is making him special floating Nike One's (code named Nike One Buoy) and an accompanying boat to pick them up out of the ocean.

[joekelli]

He can use Birdie Balls!!!!!!

[Ranger Rick]

He can use a net, although im not sure if he is straight enough to hit a net. He could always use a neighbours parking lot.

[TheDarkOne]

He could but where you have him hitting from it would most likely end up on his roof.

[tembolo1284]

awesome thread!

[wkbird]

[quote name='Marrrk' timestamp='1298058299' post='2990304']
[quote name='Pepperturbo' timestamp='1298058225' post='2990300']
I do not believe hitting driver or 3wd was ever his intention.
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buzzkill.
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Brilliant! (Guinness commercial guy's voice)

[JPNC1977]

Just the fact, he has this in his back yard is impressive. LOL about the nike boat. I wouldn't put it past him.

[Marrrk]

[quote name='tembolo1284' timestamp='1298059588' post='2990365']
awesome thread!
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yeah, i found it appropriate for a friday afternoon stuck in the office when it's 65 degrees outside.

[RedSide]

Hahaha nice. I had the feeling he wasn't going to be able to either when i saw the pics last month.

[Marrrk]

[quote name='FlyGuy' timestamp='1298060988' post='2990430']
Hahaha nice. I had the feeling he wasn't going to be able to either when i saw the pics last month.
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yeah, all those initial reports when the most recent photo came out said "the southeast corner for hitting drivers" etc. -- i just assumed the picture was deceiving and that it was really bigger than it looked. but in my boredom today i decided to get the ruler out!

[ping rat]

I would be more concerned about the width than the length, when is the last time you saw Tiger hit a drive that straight? Fooooore!!!!(drops club and $#*&##)

[scratchswinger]

What a dump of a house....

[falken19150]

What are you talking about.....he can just tee the balls up and knock em into the ocean.

[Sooner1]

He should just do what we all did as kids.........Hit it and worry about it later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cAsE sEnSiTiVe]

[quote name='Marrrk' timestamp='1298057868' post='2990284']
...there just isn't enough room:

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You mean there isn't enough room left and right....not for him anyway.

[thaus7]

sure he can hit driver, there is an ocean right there, he's tiger woods, do you think he has to worry about golf balls?

[AWE46M3]

Poor guy, can't even hit drivers in his backyard! What a waste of $50m or whatever it cost him... haha

It may be a little short, but it's definitely not wide enough!

[quote name='sefus12' timestamp='1298058414' post='2990314']
What are you guys talking about? Nike is making him special floating Nike One's (code named Nike One Buoy) and an accompanying boat to pick them up out of the ocean.
[/quote]

They can even abbreviate the name and call it the "Nob," how appropriate would that be?!?!

[ernschaeden]

[quote name='thaus7' timestamp='1298063093' post='2990517']
sure he can hit driver, there is an ocean right there, he's tiger woods, do you think he has to worry about golf balls?
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he won't want to do that...Tiger haters like Case Sensitive and Hogan71 will go squat in the ocean waiting to be hit by a golf ball to sue

[dlygrisse]

Tiger couldn't hit it in the ocean if he tried......


Wait, maybe, just maybe.....




Never mind....

[tbowles411]

What was your first clue?

He hits it well in spurts. But if he decided that 80% power was enough ALL the time, he'd probably hit more fairways.

[tbowles411]

[quote name='ernschaeden' timestamp='1298075275' post='2990986']
[quote name='thaus7' timestamp='1298063093' post='2990517']
sure he can hit driver, there is an ocean right there, he's tiger woods, do you think he has to worry about golf balls?
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he won't want to do that...Tiger haters like Case Sensitive and Hogan71 will go squat in the ocean waiting to be hit by a golf ball to sue
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OK, this made me spit soda out my nose! LOL

[Hawkeye77]

So if I ask your wife how long that is, she'll say 1670.82 feet?

[cAsE sEnSiTiVe]

[quote name='ernschaeden' timestamp='1298075275' post='2990986']
he won't want to do that...Tiger haters like Case Sensitive and Hogan71 will go squat in the ocean waiting to be hit by a golf ball to sue
[/quote]


Nah....I'm not the litigious putz that you are Ern. No, I don't hate him...just his dipstick lovesick fans.


Oh...sorry, let me add the hey

[gwlee7]

Those of you saying he should just hit balls into the ocean obviously don't watch Seinfeld.

[bradski]

he absolutely can hit driver. there is a huge blue landing area right out there.

[Pepperturbo]

[quote name='ping rat' timestamp='1298061510' post='2990453']
I would be more concerned about the width than the length, when is the last time you saw Tiger hit a drive that straight? Fooooore!!!!(drops club and $#*&##)
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[triplebogeyblues]

[quote name='gwlee7' timestamp='1298079884' post='2991224']
Those of you saying he should just hit balls into the ocean obviously don't watch Seinfeld.


[/quote]

George is a marine biologist, so the fish will be safe.