Wait, I think you might be on to something here. Why not both? We’ll start a company making tungsten weighted music equipment.
People can get shredded while shredding.
We were supposed to do Paris/Switzerland/Rome two years ago but it got postponed. It is still very much on the books.
I will eat my way across that continent.
Man. This was me the other day when my wife told me I flirt with her best friend too much. Minding my own business then... BAM! Motorcycle!
I told her I'm not flirting, I'm just trying to sleep with her. She rolled her eyes and was quiet for a sec. The next thing out of her mouth was: "Next Feb will be 20 years for us. We need to do something fun."
KEEPER
*I now joke a little less with her bestie. Message received.
Ha!
I don't remember if I've mentioned it on here before but from age 19 to like 26 I managed topless bars. It was a long time ago in a galaxy far away but it was a wild way to spend those years.
All I wanted to do back then was drink and chase women, so I decided to turn professional! Good times.
Haha! That would have been me if I tried to be a caddie in my early twenties.
“My caddie has some bone bruising, some glitter in strange places that he can’t explain, and he’s sweating pure vodka… but he’s here!”